July 22nd, 2009


Bad Bump Day, or "are you alright in there?"

Dear Bump

I am so sorry that I fell over on the pavement this evening, again, in exactly the same place that I did 3 weeks ago. I blame the council for ripping up pavements and then not finishing the tarmacing job properly, but I digress.

Are you okay in there? I know you have a good security cage, sorry, sack of fluid, and I can still feel you moving, so that's good. In any case I did manage to land on my hands and knees and not on bump, so I think you just got a bit jiggled! I am on the other hand, am bruised, annoyed, shaken up and I am now going to take us both to bed.

night night